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| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more | |
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| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more | |
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| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more | |
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| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more | |
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| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake, and gets me up when Im sleepy!... more | |
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| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more | |
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| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more | |
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| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more | |
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| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more |
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