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| | Category: | Bed jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yards much too small for a pig!" "Im going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But what about the smell?" "Hell soon get used to that." | | | |
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