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| | Category: | Car and train jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "Its not just one car. Its hundreds of them!" | | | |
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