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| | Category: | Bed jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks. | | | |
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