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Category:	Beauty jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.

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