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| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. "Im stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these p... more | |
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more | |
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Havent you seen a film calle... more | |
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more | |
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been engaged for such a long time!... more |
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