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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more | |
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more | |
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| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a crane strong enough to lift her face!... more | |
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more | |
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been engaged for such a long time!... more | |
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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly dont match.... more | |
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more | |
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more | |
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more | |
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| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more |
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