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| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never seen anyone so hideous as you before""Young man" she replied. " I didnt come here to be insulted""Really", he said, "Wh... more | |
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more | |
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Havent you seen a film calle... more | |
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more | |
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more |
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