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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more | |
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more | |
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more | |
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| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more | |
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more | |
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more | |
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been engaged for such a long time!... more | |
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| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.... more | |
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more | |
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| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more |
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