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| | Category: | Beauty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh yeah, said the other, what was she like ?Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.The other said, Yes, but what was The Bride of Dracula like ? | | | |
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