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| | Category: | Beauty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 38 | | | | Joke: | Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it fell off. | | | |
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