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| | Category: | Beauty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 39 | | | | Joke: | Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said Julie. It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind. | | | |
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