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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more | |
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| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more | |
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its imagination.... more | |
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| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.... more | |
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more | |
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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more | |
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| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more | |
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more |
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