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| | Category: | Beauty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 49 | | | | Joke: | A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never seen anyone so hideous as you before""Young man" she replied. " I didnt come here to be insulted""Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?" | | | |
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