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| | Category: | Beauty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 48 | | | | Joke: | A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell him youve already got one, said his father ! | | | |
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