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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more | |
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. "Im stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these p... more | |
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more | |
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more | |
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| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more | |
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more | |
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| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more | |
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more |
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