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| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Havent you seen a film calle... more | |
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell him youve already got one, said his father !... more | |
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more | |
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more | |
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more |
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