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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more | |
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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell him youve already got one, said his father !... more | |
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more | |
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| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more | |
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| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more | |
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| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more | |
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more | |
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more | |
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more | |
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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly dont match.... more |
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