| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  | | Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
| | 2. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
| | 3. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
| | 4. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
| | 5. | Category: Beauty jokes | | A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. "Im stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these p... more
| | 6. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
| | 7. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
| | 8. | Category: Beauty jokes | | I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
| | 9. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh yeah, said the other, what was she like ?Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring... more
| | 10. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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