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| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how many times have I told you, said his mother, its rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.OK, said... more | |
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more | |
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell him youve already got one, said his father !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more |
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