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| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more | |
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never seen anyone so hideous as you before""Young man" she replied. " I didnt come here to be insulted""Really", he said, "Wh... more | |
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more | |
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more | |
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more | |
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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its imagination.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more |
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