| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  | | They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
| | 2. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said Julie. It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.... more
| | 3. | Category: Beauty jokes  | | Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how many times have I told you, said his mother, its rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.OK, said... more
| | 4. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
| | 5. | Category: Beauty jokes  | | Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
| | 6. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
| | 7. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
| | 8. | Category: Beauty jokes | | First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its imagination.... more
| | 9. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a crane strong enough to lift her face!... more
| | 10. | Category: Beauty jokes | | Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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