| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  | | A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give you a room, the clerk said. But youll have to take the bath by yourself!... more
| | 2. | Category: Bath jokes | | What kind of bath can you take without water?A sun bath.... more
| | 3. | Category: Bath jokes | | Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them !... more
| | 4. | Category: Bath jokes | | Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
| | 5. | Category: Bath jokes | | My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
| | 6. | Category: Bath jokes | | What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !... more
| | 7. | Category: Bath jokes  | | Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath there wasnt room for medicine.... more
| | 8. | Category: Bath jokes | | When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
| | 9. | Category: Bath jokes | | Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour,... more
| | 10. | Category: Bath jokes | | Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in there?... more
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