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| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What kind of bath can you take without water?A sun bath.... more | |
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| Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well,... more | |
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| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!... more | |
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| Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !... more | |
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| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more | |
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| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."... more |
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