| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  | | Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
| | 2. | Category: Bath jokes | | Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!... more
| | 3. | Category: Bath jokes | | Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."... more
| | 4. | Category: Bath jokes  | | What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
| | 5. | Category: Bath jokes | | Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
| | 6. | Category: Bath jokes | | Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in there?... more
| | 7. | Category: Bath jokes | | Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
| | 8. | Category: Bath jokes | | Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.... more
| | 9. | Category: Bath jokes | | Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more
| | 10. | Category: Bath jokes | | What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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