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| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them !... more | |
| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well,... more | |
| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!... more | |
| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more |
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