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| | Category: | Bath jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 82 | | | | Joke: | When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  | | Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!... more
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| | 6. | Category: Bath jokes  | | What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| | 10. | Category: Bath jokes | | Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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