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Category:	Bath jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give you a room, the clerk said. But youll have to take the bath by yourself!

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