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| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."... more | |
| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour,... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more |
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