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| | Category: | Business jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 37 | | | | Joke: | Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called intothe personnel directors office. "What is the meaning of this?" thedirector asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had fiveyears experience. Now we discovered this is the first job youve everheld.""Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said youwanted somebody with imagination." | | | |
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