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| | Category: | Bath jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them ! | | | |
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