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| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour,... more | |
| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more | |
| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them !... more | |
| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more |
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