| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  | | The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while youre having your lunch?""Its okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you dont splash my sandwiches."... more
| | 2. | Category: Bath jokes  | | Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath there wasnt room for medicine.... more
| | 3. | Category: Bath jokes  | | What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
| | 4. | Category: Bath jokes | | Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them !... more
| | 5. | Category: Bath jokes | | Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more
| | 6. | Category: Bath jokes | | Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
| | 7. | Category: Bath jokes | | Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in there?... more
| | 8. | Category: Bath jokes | | Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!... more
| | 9. | Category: Bath jokes | | A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give you a room, the clerk said. But youll have to take the bath by yourself!... more
| | 10. | Category: Bath jokes | | What kind of bath can you take without water?A sun bath.... more
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