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Category:	Bath jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	30

Joke:	Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!

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