The Jokes Network

SUBSCRIBE ::

Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Bath jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	25

Joke:	Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Bath Jokes:

1.	Category: Bath jokes
	How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
2.	Category: Bath jokes
	Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.... more
3.	Category: Bath jokes
	Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
4.	Category: Bath jokes
	Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.... more
5.	Category: Bath jokes
	Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !... more
6.	Category: Bath jokes
	Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
7.	Category: Bath jokes
	What kind of bath can you take without water?A sun bath.... more
8.	Category: Bath jokes
	Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them !... more
9.	Category: Bath jokes
	Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!... more
10.	Category: Bath jokes
	What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more