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| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more | |
| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give you a room, the clerk said. But youll have to take the bath by yourself!... more | |
| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more |
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