| 1. | Category: Bus jokes  | | When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getting the horse up the stairs.... more
| | 2. | Category: Bus jokes  | | Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick up my birthday cake !... more
| | 3. | Category: Bus jokes  | | What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.... more
| | 4. | Category: Bus jokes  | | What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more
| | 5. | Category: Bus jokes  | | As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, What on earth did you do that for? I wanted to know if there was room... more
| | 6. | Category: Bus jokes  | | Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the bus queue, arent I?... more
| | 7. | Category: Bus jokes  | | Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
| | 8. | Category: Bus jokes  | | Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesnt therell be a very big splash.... more
| | 9. | Category: Bus jokes  | | Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
| | 10. | Category: Bus jokes  | | Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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