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| Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that... more
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| A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind sou... more
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| A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. Ill give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."... more
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| Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We dont serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? Were cultured individuals."... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "Whats that all about?"The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspa... more
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| The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have a picture of m... more
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| A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer.You see, youre playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals." "Youre... more
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