| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged hi... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Where do Martians drink beer ?At a mars bar !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now dont... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 hes willing to bet anyone who says he cant. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to a local bar on every Friday at 5:30 on the dot. When the brothers got married they all got married to their wifes to be on the same day and at t... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "Scuse me," said another... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.The alcoholic has to attend meetings.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, Id see four!" The bar... more
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