| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when hes done he bends do... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says Sorry we dont serve snails and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... What did you do that for!... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.The man asks the barman wh... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she br... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"Im sorry sir, but I cant serve you...youve already had too much to drink." The guy swears and walks... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and Ill never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "Thats a shame." said his friend , "H... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink t... more
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