| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"... more
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| The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and... more
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| A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why, of course, comes the reply.The first man then asks, Where are you from?Im from Ireland, replies the second man.The first man responds by saying,... more
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| Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much senseto me, drinkings one of the easiest things in the world to do.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldnt walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket a... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtles one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "Whats wrong with... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink t... more
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| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing... more
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