| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the mans friend... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owne... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet."Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks as... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A neutron walks into a bar. "Id like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he w... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "Im going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?" The husband replies,... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, "What is this... some kind of joke?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i did in Geor... more
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