| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club."Youll be driving later," replies the bartender.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says Sorry we dont serve snails and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... What did you do that for!... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. Id really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets Allowed," and I cant leave Fid... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it wont se... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the worlds best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle fr... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along."Whatll ya have?" he asked."Oh, I dont know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.So the husband ordered a couple of Jack D... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 hes willing to bet anyone who says he cant. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog... more
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