| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she br... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As hes drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive bee... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. Whats the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, thats tough," he replied. "Then in Jul... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.The man asks the barman wh... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk. "Im looking fo... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "Whats your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing... more
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