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Category:	Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? Whats wrong?""I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender."I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender.The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."

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