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| | Category: | Bus jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Bus jokes  | | Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| | 7. | Category: Bus jokes  | | Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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