| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 hes willing to bet anyone who says he cant. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says Sorry we dont serve snails and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... What did you do that for!... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now dont... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I dont like this song, but even if I did, I wouldnt dance with you."The guy says, "Im sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in thos... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind sou... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much senseto me, drinkings one of the easiest things in the world to do.... more
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