| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, "What is this... some kind of joke?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldnt walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket a... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, Im Jesus... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "Ill have a glass of blood," the first replied. "Ill have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "Ill hav... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why, of course, comes the reply.The first man then asks, Where are you from?Im from Ireland, replies the second man.The first man responds by saying,... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "Scuse me," said another... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so John decided to stop at a nearby tave... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "its fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty ko... more
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| A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet."Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks as... more
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