| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. Whats the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, thats tough," he replied. "Then in Jul... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. Id really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets Allowed," and I cant leave Fid... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. Ones for me and ones for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three i... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have a picture of m... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| "Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, Id have to say that its a bag that tells you when youve drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? Ive be... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a half feet." "Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."Youre under 18," replies the barman.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow OMal... more
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| A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didnt smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers.In the bar, he saw the local jock of the towns football team. He was... more
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