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| A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."Youre under 18," replies the barman.... more
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| A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk. "Im looking fo... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you cant remember).... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i did in Geor... more
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| It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "Ill have a glass of blood," the first replied. "Ill have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "Ill hav... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so John decided to stop at a nearby tave... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells the man that he has already had too much to drink. The man looks up from his glass angrily and shouts. "I have been drin... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club."Youll be driving later," replies the bartender.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.... more
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